So I called and texted him like the good girlfriend I am, and it wasn’t stalkerish, I swear, because I stopped after, like, the thirtieth time. Anyway, everything was fine at first, because you know, we talked every night, and then boom, he just stopped calling. See, my boyfriend and I decided to stay together for the summer, you know, even though he had to go visit some family in nowhereville.
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Even sitting there, she was like a whirlwind of energy I had no idea how to contain.Īfter another bite of the pudding, she said, “Here goes. “Uh, okay.” I had a feeling I’d be uttering “uh” many more times before this conversation ended. “So check this out and tell me if you agree.” One taste left her moaning with satisfaction. I’m starved.” With a wide, white grin, she confiscated the pudding and the spoon and settled back in her chair. “You gonna eat that?” She pointed to the vanilla pudding someone had brought me earlier. Maybe that’s why I responded to her with a croaked “Yeah.” It was more than I’d offered anyone else. But at least she hadn’t offered platitudes or tiptoed around the subject. Talk about kicking things off with a bang. See Alice pretend everything is beyond peachy. It’s golden.” With barely a breath, she added, “Now let’s find out if we’re compatible, shall we?”
You might want to write that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. “Uh, I think low maintenance is what’s desirable.” “I don’t want to brag, but I’m very high maintenance.” I couldn’t help but say, “Your top spot is a job, then?” Somehow, her little speech caused that flicker of good humor to stir back to life. We’ll just consider this your interview.” And guess what? There’s an opening in my Fave Five-not those old lame phone commercials, but my actual inner circle-and I’m actively looking to fill the top spot. Anyway, as I’m sure you’ve already deduced, I’m stellar company. “Also,” she continued as if I hadn’t spoken, “life’s way too short to wallow in sorrow, I know. “You can tell your mom I was rude and kicked you out.” But she’s my mom, and you’re clearly in need of a shoulder to cry on, so what was I supposed to say? No? Even I’m not that cruel.”
“Besides, people don’t open up to strangers. “I know, right? That’s what I told her.” Kat sauntered over, pulled the only chair in the room next to my bed and plopped down. She said you could really use a friend, or something equally tragic like that.” My mom works here, and she brought me with her today. Let’s get the info exchange out of the way first. But now I’ll be disappointed if you don’t call me Mad Dog.” She shifted back on her heels, the movement graceful, fluid. Her lips twitched into the semblance of a grin. All of my energy was needed fighting everything else. Speaking meow? “I’m guessing calling you Pretty Kitty is out.” I don’t know where my burst of humor sprang from, but I wasn’t gonna fight it. “Truth is, I stopped speaking meow a long time ago.” With my claws.” She waved the long, blunt tips of her fingers at me. And do not make any cat jokes or I’ll have to hurt you. Some are pretty hilarious, others slightly disturbing, others rather cute.“Cool. This anthology (about 200 pages) that features Alice in Wonderland-themed illustrations, comics, and oneshots. Alice in Wonderland (Anthology) Completed 4.61
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